Round Two: Moira Rogers vs Keith Melton
For those of you who haven’t seen Round One, you should trot over to Keith Melton’s blog and see how he robbed me from victory with clearly unethical (and possibly illegal) application of Hamtaro. I don’t think anyone would argue that his victory, marred though it was by Hamtaro’s eventual triumph, was hollow indeed.
Not only does Keith fight with totally unfair tactics, but he won’t even face us himself! I’ve included a keen montage of Donna and I fighting off hoards of Keith’s rather incompetent minions to show you just how far this man will go to avoid dealing with us face to face. I think we can all agree that Donna and I fight with honor and valor and terrifically awesome hair.
See what I mean? I don’t know how anyone could doubt that we are clearly in it to win it. If I were to hold the poll right now, I’m sure you’d all agree that in a face to face show-down, there’s no way Keith could stand against us. But wait! Our adversary is tricky! To truly guarantee victory I’m going to have to be just as tricky.
That is why I’m offering a bribe. If you vote for us, I’ll purchase one lucky winner a print copy of Keith’s debut title, Blood Vice. And to sweeten the pot, I offer you the following (graphic intense) reader review to convince you that you must read this book!
BLOOD VICE by Keith Melton: Version LOLcat
Karl Vance is a hitman. A vampire hitman.
He works for the mob. Don’t piss him off. Unless you’re a foxy dame…
Maria is a Foxy Dame. She also has a plan to fix her daddy’s organization…
But being a smart, foxy dame who’s daddy is a mob-boss isn’t always very safe.
Can Karl save the day, the dame and himself?
I’m not telling! You have to read the book!
So…now you know your mission. You must vote correctly in this poll and leave a comment promising me that you voted for us, and not Keith. (And clearly I believe that none of you would ever lie about which way you voted, because you’re not sneaky sneaks like Keith.) Answer by the 15th and I’ll pick one winner and send them a copy of Blood Vice!
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I voted for Moira Rogers! As if I could vote for anyone else.
Soooo, can I vote for MR here and then go vote for Keith at his place? I’m scared!
I voted for Moira, sorry Keith but its woman againt men! *snort*
Hmm. I must speak to the temp agency about the Evil Minions I’ve been hiring on recently. They seem to specialize in sucking.
For a moment there with all the Xena/Gabrielle rock throwing I thought I was watching ewoks versus stormtroopers again…and that’s not a good memory.
But the LOL Cats….well played, madam. Well played.
And a final note: This isn’t over Moira Rogers aka Incredible Writin’ Duo w/kung fu action kicks!
Keith, I hope you can forgive me, but my finger slipped and I voted for Moira.
I don’t want to have to choose! I am not voting, I love you both :p Well and I have already read Blood Vice. so yummy.
Nobody should worry, I have dispensed blanket forgiveness to all who vote for Moira Rogers.
I have conceded this particular battle, but not the war. She brought her A game today.
My revenge, of course, will be sweet.
::evil maniacal laughter::
Sooo…is the one vote from Keith for himself? ROFL. Sorry, I just can’t vote for someone who is afraid of…Jello. heehehe
Voted for MR, of course!
I voited for you Moira!! I’m not scared of taking sides in what is fastly becoming one of the most interesting blog fights so far.
Balls in your court Keith!
I voted for Moira!
I voted for you Moira. Gotta love those animals.
I only saw one person to vote for, any other choice was futile.:o )
I voted for Moira!!!
Keith had my vote until I saw the Jell-O comment…
I voted for you guys! I’m not scare of him! Hmph.
Since I know both halves of Moira Rogers, I can attest to their awesomeness. Of course I voted for them. I know little of this shady Keith fellow, but I will feel no guilt getting a free book of his.
Moira has my vote… now about more LOLcat book review… I really think you are on to something here!
Maria D: I think you gave your self away honey… “BallS in your court Keith”??? Do you, by chance, have any sort of intimate relationship with Keith that would predispose you to sabotage? Humm?
Thanks what I thought. *wink*
I voted for you all the way! tWarner419@aol.com
voted for you! I heard about your book wayyy before and can’t wait to read it!
Hands down without a doubt….Moira Rogers!
Moira, Moira, Moira….
I voted for Moira, sorry Keith but its woman againt men!
I love the cat pics. I have 3 they are all different..
I voted for moira.
I voted for Moira!
I love the pics!
I voted for Keith. There. I admit it. I always filled my kickball teams with the kids no one else picked because that’s the kinda girl I am.
And I was on the receiving end of not being picked too many times in 6th grade. 
I voted for Moira….causr both Bree & Donna are the most AWESOME Of AWESOMES.
I of course voted for Moira, anyone who can take those LOL cats and put out such a fun smackdown have to vote for. Besides love the Crux cover and us gals have to stick together….
I can’t even post a comment, I’m too busy laughing and shaking my head in wonder!
@Sharon M.
You are awesome.
That is all.